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fyn gula
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fyn gula, the thin fool-a accidentaly chopped his leg with an axe, should have been severing roots but instead gave his ankle a whack.
so i go to the emergency room at west penn hospital and the tired woman asks me the usual questions, writing them down on a piece of scratch paper so she can transfer them to the computer. when she's done, she crumples it into a ball and throws it in the trash.
"um, can i have that paper?" i ask, sitting in the wheel-chair holding one doc marten boot in my hand that now has a two inch slice in it.
she looks at me with mild curiousity.
"i'm going to paste it in my journal."
so she tells me about her brothr who kept a detailed journal of his experience in world war 2, and she doesn't seem tired at all anymore.
three stitches later, i'm home when i have a thousand things to do. i'm hobbling about hoping ravenously for healing, but somehow secretly relishing just listening to pete yorn and reading neil gaimin.
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010601
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Tank
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that's nothing... i hit my heart...
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ass facely
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it's a good thing to be personable in a hospital.
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DannyH
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and to be hospitable in person.
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011123
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ass facely
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indeed.
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011123
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onceidid
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lucky to have a foot
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020415
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CJ
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shit like that happens and you can't go back and change it
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020415
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yummychuckle
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and my foot flopped around, bloody and slack with this cute dumb look to it as I hobbled around, tripping over myself.
for once not figuratively.
except that it is sorta metaphorical.
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020415
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reitoei
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on the bright side ill never hit *that* ankle again.
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020416
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lilac_air
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I was to bussy looking at his dark
eyes as i was chopping down that big old bush that was blocking my veiw.
That I chomped my foot and blood splater all about. For i was way to bussy looking at that fool Raj.
A handsome Fool could cut off your head too
so i guess i am lucky just my foot
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030725
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ferret
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the bus is bussy, the bus driver is busy
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030725
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lilac_air
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ahh and then I let him cut my head Off
Ahhhh no blood No blood yet
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030726
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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