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wow, this is a very pretty street.
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Master X
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It's a boulevard.
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andru235
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... you know what i meant ... anyway, do you mind undoing these handcuffs? they're hurting my wrists.
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Master X
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I'll make it up to you later, *wink wink*. In the meantime, I can't have you running away.
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andru235
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i won't run away ...
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Master X
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I believe you when you say that, and the reason I believe you is because that you are not strong enough to break the chains with which I have linked us.
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andru235
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sheesh.
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Master X
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Well, you ran. How do you think we ended up in the blather_back_alley?
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andru235
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just tell me where we are going.
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Master X
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Home.
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andru235
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but our words will remain here, even after we are gone ...
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Master X
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That's nice. Big fucking deal. We are not mere words; we are continuums. And when we click the `blather` button, or do anything else for that matter, we intersect another continuum, but though the node remains, our presence does not.
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andru235
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... hmph ...
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Master X
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Are we still walking along Blather_775602nd_Avenue? No, but the words are still there. Soon we will not be here, either, but the words will remain.
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andru235
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what does this have to do with anything, anyway?
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Master X
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That's what they ask themselves when they read your nonsensical ramblings.
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andru235
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ouch
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Master X
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No, not everyone thinks they are nonsensical. My mistake. We, as in myself, and the others of our kind, find them to be ... how shall I say ... peculiar. But there are no others of our kind here on blather, nor on the planet where you currently reside. So for all intents and purposes, you are a maniac, even if you aren't *really* all that maniacal.
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andru235
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*smiles* did you see how i was a megalomaniac for a month?
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Master X
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Yes, we found it very curious. your annexation of the patio was quite humorous, but your invasion of the birdbath was despicable. It was around that time that I realized an intervention was necessary.
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andru235
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why?!? what was so despicable about it? i was only joking around ...
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Master X
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No one understood the joke.
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andru235
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ok, but ...
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Master X
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It doesn't matter. Over and done with. Here we are. Go on in; I'm right behind you!
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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