a_laugh_a_day sameolme thats all I ask 040723 ... p2 joke_index 040723 ... newme keeps the doctor away 040723 ... unhinged i know someone who is a cocktail waitress in a strip club. she always has good stories to tell me. yesterday/last night, i was laying in my bed in utter agony ( damn_uterus ) and the phone rang. she was in the drive-thru at the mcdonald's cross the street from the strip club she works in. 'dude you won't believe this. so i go to talk my order and the dude is all like 'i'm getting ready to go back to the crib' like he didn't realize he had the intercom button on and he sounds stoned as fuck. so i'm all like 'hello hello...uuuhh...double cheeseburger, medium fry, small cherry coke' cause i just want the dollar menu on my way home for christ's sake. so the chick driving the car in front of me gets out of the car and goes to the passenger side. i figure they are switching drivers or something but NO....she starts FUCKING the dude in the front seat. and there are two dudes in the back cheering them on. and the dudes are hanging out the pick-up window waving them through; i just changed out of my hoochie work clothes...oh shit, there's a security camera right here and i just realized that. the sad part is that i'm not appalled by the fucking. i'm just like 'oh well, that's nice i just want my goddamn dollar menu' cause i work in titty bar for christ's sake.' she gets to the pick-up window and i can hear over the phone 'so what did you order dawg?' 'a double cheeseburger, medium fry, small cherry coke?' 'you party?' 'uuumm...yeah.' 'you know what i mean by party?' 'yeah' 'where you from?' 'cleveland' 'then you know what i'm talking about. word. you got a man?' 'yeah and if i'm not home by 3:15 my phone's gonna explode.' 'he looks after you?' 'yeah' well i can understand that. word. you have a nice night.' 'DUUUUDE, they were FUCKING under the golden arches. my life is ridiculous. and goddamn hilarious.' true_story cross my heart and hope to die. i was laughing so hard that the ibuprofen and the laughs made my cramps disappear 040723 ... sameolme Ask, and you will recieve! 040723 what's it to you? who go blather from