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the void Greg just turned, and he was a chippendale for 6 months... and for good reason.

Last night, he turned Jerry into an autistic 4-year old with a stutter.

Damn, he's good.
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imperfection pale blue eyes roll on the floor. It has been rlling for 30 years. ouch. dust has collected and a tac is well pressed in one of the eye balls. They are red and soar, and in the corners there are what look like cracks marring the perfect roundness of the figure, where dry crusty blood had once seeped out and now have the stained the eye. 001225
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pralines&cream I'll be 30 in 2015. I've looked forward to it ever since i saw Back to the Future part 2 as a child, because in 2015, hoverboards will be invented. I so want a hoverboard. But what if my back is bad and my knees ache when i'm 30? What if my kids want to ride on them? The child in me cries. 011118
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piso mojado an age you could never see yourself living past. why is that? 020223
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SexyBeast I'll be 30 in 2019 (oh no! a young one! everyone play dead!). when i was little i would tell my parents that they were old. although they were over the age of 30. my mom was 29 (almost 30) when she had me. 031022
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white_wave 30 isn't old. I still rock but my back hurts sometimes. 040301
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smurfus rex when I turn 30 (2007), I'm going to tell people that I'm XXX instead.

double, triple, quadruple meanings!
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Leland i will be 30 in 2010, now aint that spiffy 040706
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Strideo I'm 30. at least until this august.

too old to be young and yet too young to be old

naw! I don't feel old
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oren Rock 100718
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ClairE The only difference is that I've wanted so many different things I don't know who I am anymore. 140807
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