i_want_to_be_cool endless desire it has come to my attention that i am not cool and hip, and as a person who strives for self improvement, i decided to post a list of soon to come changes to make myself "cool." i will use "z"s in abundance in my spelling. "c"s, "s"s, and "g"s will no longer exist. i will use, in abundance, [ ] / \ ` ~ * .: :. { } - - and various other keyboard characters in my writing to "coolify" my style. my cursor will have stars, arrows, and other "floating apparations" around it, so you'll always know what a happy, whimsical person i am. i will use slang that only other cool people of my caliber will understand. who needs words, phrases, or even spelling when you're cool? omfg ur 2 hott! i will wear pants an inch above my pussy so you'll know how HIP i am! i will also stop making corny jokes. i will wear my inch from pussy pants, so you'll know i'm right in with the trend of waxing all of my pubic hair off to appeal to pedophiles, and that i wear floss up my crack! how cool i will be! i will wear thick, plastic-no-animal-by-products, belts that whenever i bend down, the back of my inch from pussy pants will pop up, so everyone will be able to see my cool butt floss underwear! how attractive! i will wear my inch from pussy pants so tight, that even though i'm not overweight, i will have more rolls than a danish bakery. how sexy! i will eat no proteins, carbs, fats, or dairy products according to the current diet trend. that way, all of my cool friends and i can discuss what it's like to be hungry! phat! i will use other people to make myself feel cool, either by degrading them, or asking the tell tale question of, "do i look fat?" i will talk shit on those who answer "yes" to the tell tale question. i will drink, smoke, do drugs, have wild unprotected sex, and then bitch about having a hangover at school. how classy! but most importantly, i will be cool because i wear what my teen girl magazine says is cool! 031120 ... endless desire i found this one someones livejournal and couldn't pass it up. it's so me. *rolls eyes and laughs* 031120 ... mon :.) i will bathe myself in mysterious chemicals 031120 ... Road screw that, i want to be hot 031120 ... zombified bird the thermometer in my liver says room temperature 031120 ... tyger Ha! 031120 what's it to you? who go blather from