classifieds Rhin painter wanted! i'm looking for a self-initiative, hard-working individual, who doesn't give any lip. the job will require you to paint my living room & my office, under my supervision (i'll occasionally set my cosmo aside, and watch you while i nonchalantly unload & reload my 38 special). the job pays (respectively) $500, including, but not limited to, an unlimited supply of wassail, deer jerky, & Amish cheese (fresh from the farm in new philly). i will also provide room and board if need be. i have just strewn fresh hay in the barn, so it should sleep quite nicely. the rooms are not large, so the job is cake. however, the finished results will reward you with either praise or pain. the point being...if you get even one speck of paint on my one stainless steel wall, any of the trim, and god forbid the floors, i'll stick my foot up your ass, and not in the way you want it!!! if you are the brave individual that i am looking for, please call me with 3 personal references, a criminal history background check, and the results of your last drug test in hand. my number is...none of your goshdarn business. forget it, i'll do it myself! 021122 ... minnesota_chris hey, i'm a painter, and I need work. $10 per hour. I dunno about the .38 special. And my mom says I'm very nice. 021122 ... Rhin can't argue with mom! so, i would say you just landed yourself a job. do you take mastercard? a couple more things...you cannot paint the walls purple, and please bring your guitar. sometimes i can't sleep at night, and serenading does the trick. who better than you! :) 021122 ... minnesota_chris Only if I can call you Sheena. 021122 what's it to you? who go blather from