gerbils
amy don't really get forced up people's asses. it's an urban legend. 980908
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eric no! it's really true! chris told me... he saw it on the internet and everything! 980909
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troy Well tell me, then; -what does Richard Geer have to do with it? 991212
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Boogaloo I have heard the same story, and Bart Simpson is said to have spread the rumor that Richard Gere delights in having gerbils up his ass.
I was referred here by a search engine.
Cool place, this.
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micky the gerbil pee yooo!
i'm "all up in there" right now!
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ClairE They are ugly. They look like rats. They are the far inferior cousins to hamsters. 020101
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(handyman) cube ...and they're always getting stuck in the vacuum cleaner hose...
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kerry i agree with ClairE, they are worse than hamsters, but both of them smell like ass. 020101
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oren Someone needs to create a series of stories called "The Adventures of Geronimo Gerbil!" 020101
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Aaron i havwe a gerbil.. he lives in a cage.. and no i don't force him up my ass.. we had a whole family of them but they ate alot and kept multiplying.. so we gave most of them away.. i still have one of them.. and he's a lil pain in the ass.. always wants to get away.. i think now that i should have gotten a miniture hamster... 020101
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living dead girl I had a gerbil... but I fed it Pepsi and it blew up in it's cage... 020101
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BlitherBlatherSHyte Gerbils explode? I know that birds can't burp and effervessents make them explode. It's probably the same.....
I wonder how this is possible? Do you spend weeks streching your ass so that Sat. night you'll be able to fit the hole geronimo up your ass or what?

Nice site....very bored consuming....
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ugabuga should be starfish 040513
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Holly Very funny, I don't remember where I first heard the story, but it wouldn't really make any sense anyway.

I think gerbils are cuter than hamsters
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Aaron i found out what the little fucker was saying too, 'oh cammon, we're halfway there, just toss her in here with my kids and all', i'm not sure if he ment a hamster, or a mouse, i was also thinking of a kangaroo mouse, while he was thinking 'i've got the biggest dick i've ever seen. 100123
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