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WoNDERGIRL gargle. that's my life story, I swear. why can't they just take these damn tonsils out already? 000528
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tourist After repeated attacks of the baccilli over the years, I found myself in a hospital emergency room to get some relief. The intern examining my throat asked "when did you have your tonsils removed?"
I painfully replied, "I never had them removed."
"Well," he said, "They're not there."

I concluded they had lost the battle, and had either deserted, or were being held as POWs somewhere deep inside me. I still have never recieved confirmation so they are simply listed MIA.
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j_blue wow.

getting my tonsils cut out next month.

not looking forward to it.

my mom says its gonna be puke city.
001218
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jane i'm still going to have a kick ass new years. does it help if i drink beer 031230
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Death of a Rose yes it does, with liberal amounts of spiced rum. 031231
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misstree gargle hot salt water
and eat as much garlic as you can
and mercilessly infect others,
as you are several states away.
031231
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no reason "you have a nasty case of strep"
"your glands are the size of golf balls"
"you will [feel shitty] for another two weeks"

i'm so fucking sick of this
070113
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no reason wow, it's been exactly a month

time for surgery, perhaps
070214
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unhinged i hate when it hurts to swallow
ouch
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