i_hate_february
Casey I dislike the month of February. First reason I do is because, yep, you guessed it...Groundhogs Day. That little creepy beaty eyed rat thing coming out of his hole to see if we can have spring earlier. I've seen that movie, just look at the crap Bill Muray had to go through because of that stupid holiday!

The next reason is Valentines Day, I don't really think I have to explain this day that much. I've never had a date and I'm terrible with women...sigh. Even when I was in elementary school, and we decorated those brown paper bags and our classmates put valentine cards in them and candy. I always seemed to get the crappy candy, like black jelly bellies, and banana runts. And all my valentine cards were bad too. I always got bad and depressing cards like rabbit from whinnie the pooh, come on admit it, no one liks Rabbit. And I always got Grumpy Bear from the Care Bears, it was always so depressing. My favorite was always Secret Bear, but I never got Secret Bear, only Grumpy Bear. sigh

The next two reasons are snow and President's day. Snow just sucks period, it's a pain in the ass and I hate shoveling it and having to drive in it. And Presiden't Day...well...there really isn't a reason why i dislike it, in fact I don't...but I just figured that another reason would make my cause even stronger.

Finally, what's with the r in the name? Maybe it's just the way we Northern Iowas speak, but the r is never used, it's silent here. So why do we even bother top have it?

So now you all know why February haunts me so...
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