backup_plan
Splinken
marry
the
actor
who
played
big
pete
on
the
adventures
of
pete
and
pete
. (
i
think
his
name
is
michael
marona.
but
i'm
not
sure
)
live
in
manhattan
and
eat
cheap
burritos
all
day
.
*
sigh
*
that's
the
life
.
000629
...
Brad
My
sister
just
sold
a
place
on
long
island
,
her
husband's
uncle
Charles
lived
there
,
but
he
moved
to
texas
.
It
was
a
pretty
swell
joint
, supposedly.
000629
...
grendel
does
schleiffen
have
one
of
these
?
000629
...
The Schleiffen Man
schleiffen
man
needs
no
backup
plan
....
my
plan
is
as
fluid
as
a
rain
puddle
...
the
rain
drops
of
life
make
their
waves
but
i
just
wait
them
out
while
the
ripples
pass
me
by
....
000629
...
moonshine
Hmm
.
I
think
maybe
I
wish
I
had
a
back
up
plan
,
even
as
the
ends
are
tying
together
.
So
what
.
Whats
the
worst
thing
that
could
happen
?
I
run
out
of
money
,
I
ditch
all
my
stuff
and
never
make
it
back
to
California
?
000629
...
moonshine
Hmm
...
I
think
maybe
I
wish
I
had
a
back
up
plan
,
even
as
the
ends
are
tying
together
.
So
what
.
Whats
the
worst
thing
that
could
happen
?
I
run
out
of
money
,
I
ditch
all
my
stuff
and
never
make
it
back
to
California
?
000629
...
miniver
When
checking
my
email
,
I
can
unfocus
my
eyes
to
such
an
effect
that
the
"0"
in
"0
new
messages
"
turns
into
a
1
-like
digit
.
Like
one
of
those
magic
-eye
thingies
.
Only
much
more
humiliatingly
prognosticative
...
000629
...
a Shark
when
a
shark
swim
towards
.
bite
its
ear
off
.
look
at
it
in
the
eyes
and
say
I
like
beaches betta.
and
you've
got
one
hell
of
a
spankin'
tale
.
if
you
don't
then
it
will
bite
your
fear
and
have
a
hot
lunch
it's
a
choice
and
its
in
your
mind
if
you
can
control
it
.
kiss
the
shark
goodbye
and
tell
it
to
visit
the
flowers
next
time
.
e
.g.
feed
it
honey
not
blood
.
010420
...
abraham lincoln
What
do
you
do
when
back
up
plans
are
the
only
ones
you
have
?
010804
...
Death of a Rose
i
had
to
pawn
my
back
up
plan
last
saturday
...sigh
041208
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from