robotboy silentbob Mr. and Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life. They were a normal, happy husband and wife. One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad. Mrs. Smith would be a mom, which would make him the dad! But somethign was wrong with their bundle of joy. It wasn't human at all, it was a robot boy! He wasn't warm and cuddly and he didn't have skin. Instead, there was a cold, thin layer of tin. There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head. He just lay there and stared, not living or dead. The only time he seemed alive at all was with a long extension cord plugged into the wall Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, "What have you done to my boy? he's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently, "What i'm going to say will sound pretty wild. But you're not the father of this strange-looking child. You see, there still is some question about the child's gender, but we think that its father is a microwave blender." The smith's lives were now filled with misery and strife. Mrs. Smith hated her husband, and he hated his wife. He never forgave her unholy alliance: a sexual encounter with a kitchen appliance. And Robot boy grew to be a young man. Though he was often mistaken for a garbage can. Tim Burton 000804 ... stan THANKS!! that's a beaut! 000804 ... Tank ahhh, the melancholy death of oyster boy... beautiful book... 010326 ... c3p0 remember that disney sunday movie not quite human? or short circuit... small wonder .the dad should have made a robot boyfriend for vicki the robot girl... would that still be incest? morals don't apply to robots do they? to their creators then. if the terminator and the lady could have had a kid, maybe the next movie would be called the Baby T. 020514 what's it to you? who go blather from