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blather Small Penises are the worst, it's embarrassing for me to have a 4". 040310
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stork daddy well if all it takes is a day to establish what to freud was a constant repressed or sublimated desire, then i guess i have vagina envy, since there have been many days i wanted to know what it was like to have a vagina...and to use it! 040310
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stork daddy that's me with my penis talk. do you use a vagina like you use a penis. people always say, i used my penis etc. etc., but whenever someone says i used my vagina, does it seem to violate any norms? just bringing it all to the surface. 040310
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misstree i've never really heard anyone say that they "used their penis" (not even for hammering spikes), so i can't say from that that it's any rarer than using one's vagina... i personally use the nouns in much the same way, except that i'm slightly less likely to say "my cock" than "my pussy," mostly because i don't yet own any cocks of the strap_on variety, and thus don't carry one around as often as i have a vagina with me.

just wanted to tilt your results, as this is so far a poll of one.

and for the record, the boy half of me is rather put out that it got stuck with innie plumbing and can't thwap people on the forehead or insert itself into strange places, but the other half just sticks its tongue out and says that it's about time it got to pick.
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sameolme theres a prick down the block thats got it maid in the shade. Envy is a terrible thing. I want to beat that prick so bad, I can almost taste it. 040311
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stork daddy i just meant in the sense that penis is more likely to be described as the actor. i don't know if it's an accurate assesment but that's how it seems. 040311
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mt kinda the dichotomy that boys fuck people and girls get fucked? i can see dat. 040311
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white_wave heck no! penises are evil, why would i want one even for a day? well other than that i could easily whip it out anytime or anyplace to take a pee.

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Rainbow How is a baby a penis substitute? 050215
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