euphemism
the boy with the thorn in his side
All
of
the
things
in
my
life
that
aren't
poetry
.
Try
to
keep
to
a
minimum
.
010307
...
devalis
an
insult
that
your
enemy
doesn't
understand
.
020820
...
fall of a sparrow
After
the
legendary
masturbation
euphemism
discussion
at
Interlochen
,
my
friends
and
I
last
year
decided
to
expand
on
the
list
...
Rearrange
your
bag
Get
sparky
Throttle
the
mastadon(sp?)
Whip
out
one's
Celtic
pride
There
were
more
,
and
I'll
add
them
as
I
remember
them
.
Oh
I'm
going
to
be
harassed
for
this
...
030513
...
oldephebe
ha
ha
nice
one
devalis
harassed -
now
there's
something
i
know
a
little
about
oh
god
I'm
doing
it
again
being
self
-referential..i
mean
completely
compulsively
and
inapropriately
self
-referential
it's
like
my
soul
keeps
taking
the
same
breath
over
and
over
i
feel
like
my
bones
are
going
to
crumble
,
i
feel
like
if
i
don't
provoke
or
illicit
some
kind
of
empathic
response
,
if
i
don't
compell
someone
to
share
in
my
solipsism
(
and
a
little
scotch
neat
...well
no
'
cause
scotch
and
me
....we
don't
go
well
together
..me
and
scotch
are
like
me
tryin'
to
do
an
inverted
form
of
the
hula
hoop
thing
w
/o
the
hoop
and
pretty
much
arythmic
and
probabably
a
little
like
the
epileptic
boogie
...the abdomens undulations
growing
more
and
more
improbable
as
a
projection
and
resembling
more
and
more
a
fractal
logarithmic
displacement
of
something
..we're
talking
bone
space
fragments
and
yes
even
time
where
time
is
a
function
of
D
and
the
sim
begins
to
approach
this
borgesian
elegance
...HUMMMMMM
Eric
Idol
:
And
now
it's
time
for
some
clogging
and
cabbage
w
/
corn
beef
hash flinging
amidst
the
strains
of
O
Canada
done
in
a
waltz
on
jazz
accordian
...
Cut
to
guy
who
appears
to
be
in
his
early
thirties
holding
a
glass
of
scotch
timidly
as
if
it
were
urine
or
an
ipecac
milk
shake
and
his
torse
appears
to
be
moving
in
this
improbable arythmic sequence...it
is
ODD
i
say
.
...
so
whatever
happened
to
the
riff
on
slipping
into
a
self
-referential fratctured
moment
of
unapologetically indulgance...the
desperate
god
please
give
me
some
empathic
response
...oh
god
'
cause
if
you
don't
i
swaer
i'll
jump
up
and
down
on
this
frozen
shadow
,
MY
frosen
shadow
until
it
cracks
and
slowly
shatters
my
soul
into
alas
irretrievably
broken
bits
and
pieces
of
time
....
050303
...
I
"
pro
-choice"
080627
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from