drunk_writing_is_not_a_drive
somebody
For
some
strange
reason
,
I'm
not
compelled
to
create
literature
when
I
am
intoxicated
.
080925
...
conferre
amshelnot
for
example
.
were
you
drinking
bacardi_151
?
080925
...
dafremen
Perhaps
we
should
make
writing
while
driving
illegal
.
Also
reading
.
I
wonder
,
how
many
accidents
could
be
avoided
if
all
distractions
while
behind
the
wheel
were
made
illegal
?
080926
...
flippo
Wait
...isn't
that
called
reckless
driving
?
And
aren't
we
as
likely
to
be
pulled
over
for
swerving
while
reading
as
we
are
for
swerving
while
under
the
influence
?
Isn't
there
already
a
law
that
covers
that
,
dafremen
you
insensitive
ass
?
Think
of
the
children
for
God
sake
!
Whatever
would
they
experience
except
a
cookie
-cutter
life
if
all
but
the
safest
and
most
cuddly
soft
experiences
are
outlawed?!!
080926
...
dafremen
ME
insensitive
?
Why
on
EARTH
would
anyone
care
about
the
experience
of
living
when
there
are
people
DYING
?
If
we
don't
chain
our
behaviors
down
NOW
with
sober
fear
...by gawd..things
might
actually
HAPPEN
!
And
occasionally
that
could
lead
to
tragedy
!
Who
wants
anything
to
happen
?
Who
wants
sobering
lessons
learned
through
life
experience
?
Who
wants
to
actually
experiencing
life
and
risk
when
we
could
simply
read
or
write
about
such
things
?
We
have
plenty
of
Greek tragedies
to
learn
from
,
no
need
to
court
them
here
in
the
modern
age
...we're
much
too
sophisticated
for
such
things
!
Seriously
flippo
,
get
off
of
your
high
horse
you
death
monger!
080926
...
your mom
daf
:
get
a
life
already
.
080926
...
dafremen
So
I'm
assuming
that
you
tend
to
agree
with
flippo
on
this
matter
?
080926
...
irked
please
!
take
THOSE
arguments
back
to
the
blathe
whence
they
came
!
THIS
IS
A
BLATHE
ABOUT
DRUNK_WRITING!
080926
...
dafremen
(
smug
expression
)
And
WHAT
condition
did
you
think
I've
been
in
while
blathing
here
?
Hmmmm
?
080926
...
flippo
Yea
! (
Hey
stop
hoggin
the
Labatt's!
daf
,
ya
fuckin
lush
!)
080926
...
daf does not feel like sharing this last can
Mine
!
080926
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from