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ever dumbening bashicallyio, paste!, you don't know how to spell, it's "amshenolt," for fuck's sake. you have no regard for the laws established at the 3rd continental congress of wheegum rights. however, since you recognize the ass-face bastardness of one shitman, you are hereby absolved of all guilt from your spelling foibles from here into perpetuity. and now for the benediction:

spiriti sancti mi billi belli domino

a-s b, where you able to rouse yourself at seffven? i thought not--for shame.
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ever dumbening damn you all, for now i am unable to spell

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paste! yeah, i noticed that about 3 seconds after i posted it. divine_blather_spell_check must be broken. neverthelease, wheegum rights have never applied to me, and never shall, cause i am vanderfookin's favorite and nobody can touch that! 011201
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anti-social butterfly well, i am a little embarrassed about my drunken blathes. could you guys even understand what i was trying to say? i really don't know exactly what i was saying. maybe i should attempt some sort of translation. amazed that one of my words i used when drunk is actually a blathe of its own. you are crazy paste! anyway, i guess i am glad that i provided the entertainment. hope you enjoyed. it may happen again someday. 011202
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ass facely it'll be my epitaph 011202
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ever dumbening you had to know it was going to be rocket fuel for paste!'s charcoal briquets. i think you were actually channeling paste!, which i believe is a euphemism for digestion.

mmmmmmm alimentary paste!
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paste! did somebody say elementary school? mmm, kids. i'm gonna be a hall monitor soon, if you catch my drift. 011203
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