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baby satan
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yes, you! you fucking fuckhead fucker!
i'd put you over my knee,
but they took out the goddamn staples.
malignant stagnation of GRAPES!!!
and you know what i want?
you really wanna know? huh?
i'm not gonna tell you!
HAHAHA! HA HA! HAAAAAAA!!!
also, consider this:
in dog years, a pint of vomit is equal to something like seven litres of rabbit piss. i think that explains quite a lot.
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paste!
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also in dog years, the jet-powered sasquatch in your garage really despises you! he's probably going to kill you soon.
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kingsuperspecial
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autocanemesterotics: not just for the holidays anymore!
:: inserts candy cane, twists ::
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER!
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santy claws
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finally! some instructions i can follow!
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Casey
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It gets all sticky, and gets stuck.
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distorted tendencies
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When it gets sticky, do you lick it?
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nemo
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candy canes are kind of skinny
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silentbob
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licking nipples, licking nuts, sticking candy canes up eachothers butts
i wanna homo christmas this year
pansy division
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mt
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sounds tingly
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This was in the Clerks comic book, actually. He woke the girlfriend from her coma in the mental hospital by molesting her with a jumbo candy cane.
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TK w/ extra candycanes
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Casey- does it really do that? (I can't believe I'm actully curious about this)
Nemo - actully to my suprize around x-miss I found some quite large ones and bought quite a few foolishly, I say foolishly bc of my diet (Got some good news to go w/ that) and so have yet to do anything w/ em, and then I saw this and rembered how I'd bought some mint foot cream or some such and how tingly good it felt on my feet so then I ended up useing it all over (it's definately good on thoes bad days you need a pick-me-up) and so rembering how awsome the mint cream felt I'm suddinly compelled to wonder about the whole candycane thing -- humm that got a lil off topic, my minds been so runny lately, wonder why that is, everything tends to relate to everything elce in some way or another
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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