theres_no_sex_in_the_champagne_room
florescent light ...only champagne 010325
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Aimee no sex? hmmm okay... just gimme a bottle of champagne then I'll be fine... 010325
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Alex Chilton circa 1978 When I first saw you
You looked like a kitty
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unhinged but we could mess around at 4am in the living room while the rest of the house is asleep.


sssshhh...be really really quiet.
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nocturnal corn bread. ain't nothin wrong wit that. 010325
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stupidpunkgirl meghan wrote this on moo's condom that she gave him for christmas 010326
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Sol the wine cellar sounds promising though (if a little cold) 010419
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kingsuperspecial if you've been dating a guy for more than three months, and you haven't met any of his friends, YOU ARE NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND 010721
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ever dumbening if a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick

if a guys has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick
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whoknows i know a lesbian with a pierced tongue. call me crazy but i dont think shed suck your dick. 011118
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ClairE ::high five::

What? You mean your_mom wasn't supposed to be there last_night?

Damn.
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princess saying there is no sex in the champagne room is like saying there is no champagne in the champagne room. 020603
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phil but! there IS no sex in the champagne room, I've been in there.
There is just some soft chairs and a few lights.
The greasy bouncer is somewhere counting your money, and two girls...well, what girls do you know, they don't call it sex.
"Are getting it on."
There is some touching, some drinking, lots and lots of smiles, but specifically. NO SEX, in the champagne room.
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lizard once you're finished in the backroom, and you've had enough of the fishnetted legs, and bunny ears, you can come into the champagne room and kick back with a bottle. 020603
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cheer-up-emo-kid is champagne allowed in the sex room? is there even a sex room? 020622
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Doar Three cheers! 040618
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