somedays_go_on
stork daddy
you
should
never
have
a
oil
painting
commissioned
of
your
favorite
couple
.
because
they
could
break
up
...and
then
you're
stuck
with
a
painting
of
them
riding
on
a
unicorn
together
.
also
...naming
a
kid
nazi
or
al
qaida
would
probably
be
pretty
mean
...but
so
is
naming
your
kid
moxy crimefighter.
do
you
hear
me
penn gillette?!
also
.;.;.;.;.;
that's
a
pleasant
pattern
.
also
...to
avoid
the
effects
of
vote
splitting
i
think
in
major
elections
you
should
be
able
to
have
a
backup
choice
and
the
backup
vote
would
be
worth
a
half
a
point
.
that
way
you
don't
split
a
vote
and
let
a
candidate
win
that
repulses
the
majority
while
they
can
still
voice
their
ultimate
preference
. ties
could
be
likely
,
but
it
would
allow
for
true
run
-offs.
any
problems
with
this
that
i'm
not
thinking
of
?
finally
...studying
at
4a.m.
with
the
volume
low
and
it's
a
re
-run
of
saturday
night
live
and
tom
petty's
playing
.
i
can't
hear
what
he's
singing
,
i
can
only
hear
the
heavy
-struck
chords
,
but
it's
good
to
know
he's
singing
about
something
true
and
good
and
defiant.
060507
...
oren
Tom's
twelve
string
is
awesome
.
It
sets
his
sound
apart
from
so
many
others
.
His
best
work
,
in
my
opinion
,
was
when
he
got
Jeff
Lynne
to
produce
for
him
.
"Runnin'
Down
A
Dream
"
is
just
pure
genius
.
060507
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from