ee typhoid The Commandments of the EE: (1) Beware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most embarrassing manner. (2) Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days may be long in this earthly vale of tears. (3) Prove to thyself that all circuits that radiateth, and upon which the worketh, are grounded and thusly tagged lest they lift thee to a radio frequency potential and causeth thee to make like a radiator too. (4) Tarry thou not amongst these fools that engage in intentional shocks for they are not long for this world and are surely unbelievers. (5) Take care that thou useth the proper method when thou takest the measures of high-voltage circuits too, that thou dost not incinerate both thee and thy test meter, for verily, though thou has no company property number and can be easily surveyed, the test meter has one and, as a consequence, bringeth much woe unto a purchasing agent. (6) Take care that thou tamperest not with interlocks and safety devices, for this incurreth the wrath of the chief electrician and bring the fury of the engineers on his head. (7) Work thou not on energized equipment for if thou doest so, thy friends will surely be buying beers for thy widow and consoling her in certain ways not generally acceptable to thee. (8) Verily, verily I say unto thee, never service equipment alone, for electrical cooking is a slow process and thou might sizzle in thy own fat upon a hot circuit for hours on end before thy maker sees fit to end thy misery and drag thee into his fold. (9) Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug, and thy wife be frustrated and have not further use for thee except for thy wages. (10) Commit thou to memory all the words of the prophets which are written down in thy Bible which is the National Electrical Code, and giveth out with the straight dope and consoleth thee when thou hast suffered a ream job by the chief electrician. (11) When thou muckest about with a device in an unthinking and/or unknowing manner, thou shalt keep one hand in thy pocket. Better that thou shouldest keep both hands in thy pockets than experimentally determine the electrical potential of an innocent-seeming device. 000804 ... kitty i took an ee class last fall. i hated it, but it later proved at least once not entirely a worthless pain. ;) i like partees. we had a small one where i live last weekend. it was one of the best weekends i've ever had. 000806 ... hsg emotion all engineering. see: EQ, entrainment_quotient 080808 ... ee ee 081023 ... g_srfgbsdghtr_gb jvi dijfo keoipjkopwefui iosd uiojsdofiwe oifj iowueh fuiwhebdf ioweudfop wiejdid oqijwdo qiwjdopqiwd opiqopwd oiwediosjfk skdf kndfsakdii uehuygggggggggggggggggggggggggggssurgfuhe riuoshiorughsioerughio iosfgjsdopfgi osd godg oiergo oeidgj ioujsf98ue8 tw3905t858u 349058067 93460934875690847 98906534758973 48634785689 734 93945763478647 5544565465 5465344565345365465544 36534545646534465544654 654 56 45635445654 5654 645656 465 4 654 654 654 644 654 456 456 41 641654964984 564 654 654 654654 948bhn 894fgv984 fg9v84 fg98n d bpokdpovk 0ed9i 0vd9if0 9 90908()*&*()_) (*) DI)(D()*&*(^*(&^(*&^%&*^(*&^(*&)(*_)(_)(*)(*&*&^&^%&^(*&(*%*%%$@#$#!@#$%$&*%^*(&^()*&*(&%^%#%$@%*(&^)(*%^&$^$#%^$#&^%(*&^(*&%&%$^TFYFAGYUAGYUIgyUIGY&AY GYAUI GYUSIAGYiosuhsiduhfiourgiusd fg hsdifugho sidugh duioh g8r7gy 89e7 58954w7903478908437895734586934875683746r786r5w78e65 8765786587656786576578658766754 56765 6 565687676787867 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 785678 69876875678656 76 867 87587568765876587568765876578567%&*%&%&* &%&^% &* ^%&*^%&*^%&*^%*&^%*&% &^%&*%^%&* ^&% ^&^%&*^ %&&^%^&%$%^#$%#%^$%^$##%^$%$#^&*(*&*(&(*&**(&(*&(*&*((& (*&*(&(* *YGGGYYUGY GY IUUGYtfy tftyf uy iuuyguh duihfiuh doifsdgiufhsduigyhusdy uygsduyfuytsd 7365234874689237087492387647836783567846523873568765785464785689765&*^%&*^%^%$&^(*&( &*( *^&(* ^&%&*^% *( UGY UGYUIGYTYFF IUGYUIGYTY YG UIGYuiougsfy df uisdfhiuedgy hsuigudfihfgi fydh oisugh 8osdf uig 9s8euriot9e578gs90 8drt g8r9est8 gudr98hoio ohiodhfgh65fg4h65fg4h45fh 6fg6h46f5g4h6f5gh6f45g65h46df54gh6f54gh 654fh 65gh 654gh 6d5f4h 4gh 564dfh 65gh65d h64gdf4h54df5hfio fugser87gy0898se89y789ty&*(*&*( *(& ()*&)(*&)*(&%^%$%^$#&%^*()*&()**&_)(_++)_}Pocd-p[0su zo8fius ytfgiusdy fiopsedjf poidsef7890r890fgu9 sd8upegiosdrg p[0sueri 84erf890uhso dgyvukhf iopbhdtug9- 8dgv9uigh 9putg908urt-0 hu-rth8 -0e89irt89 t89gr8u9tgopiio erfjerifoejoerforeokp rokefpp pr tpgkl pro te thioertg ejriopjihprj pritgu9pio re[iot poie t89 4ugp9u-05u8-0e495u90u 101020 what's it to you? who go blather from