ask_goth_girl_how_to_live_a_happy_life
goth girl I'm an expert. 021029
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cowboy-child alright...how can i be safely sarcastic but alluringly sincere at the same time? also, can i be happy digging ditches? also what if the ditches i'm digging are ones that the cruel regime that rules my homelands uses to toss dead babies into, but it's the only way to feed my family whom i love very much? how can i be happy then? 021029
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the Queen of Hearts goth girl

how funny.

excuse me while i laugh my butt off.

goth girl.

how... tragic and angst ridden.

labels are so unfortunate, arn't they? and those labels we choose for ourselves doubly so.
021030
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cowboy-child i'd say the queen of hearts is up there sister. right up there with cowboy-child 021030
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silentbob dear goth girl, will you kiss me? love silentbob 021030
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Dafremen Dear goth girl, apparently bob already KNOWS how to live a happy life...as do I. So I´d like to ask you this instead, is there a GOTH variation of bobbing-for-apples? (We´re throwing a Halloween party...thank you ever so much in advance.) 021030
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Goth girl cowboy-child,
to be sarcastic yet sincere you must be rude unless someone has died, someone has lost a friend or spouse or someone is having a hard time with something. People will get that you're nice at heart if your there to help them when needed.
To be happy digging ditches you must frequently hit political leaders on the head with shovels and say it was an accident.
021030
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Goth girl silentbob
of course i'd kiss you, as long as it in some way involves fondue.

daffy,
try bobbing for apples in red food dyed water. Not only will they bobbers come out with pink hair, it will look like blood.
021030
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Dafremen We bobbed for radishes instead. Was our bobbing Goth-approved anyhow? 021102
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