fairygodsplinken
splinken
to
all
blathers
:
here
is
where
i
reveal
my
super
-magical
powers
to
all
the
little
blatherskites
.
three
wishes
per
blatherskite
.
go
!
000924
...
klairchen
1
.
an
infinite
supply
of
socks
2
.
a
parking
spot
closer
to
uni.
3
.
mittens
!
000924
...
The Schleiffen Man
1
)fist_kittens
christmas
special
on
CBS
2
)36
hour
days
for
my
12
hour
naps
3
)one
continuous
Pants_party
000924
...
Brad
1
)
eternal
happiness
2
)
a
job
3
)
to
not
be
so
damned
myopic
hee
hee
000924
...
splinken
am
concentrating
my
energy
on
granting
the
above
wishes
.
well
,
twenty
-five
percent
.
considering
how
badass
my
magical
powers
have
been
of
late
,
you
kids
have
nothing
to
worry
about
.
my
hair
is
sticking
straight
up
.
000924
...
silentbob
I
wish
i
had
the
ability
to
never
hurt
anyone
and
instead
charm
everyone
I
wish
i
didn't
have
to
work
with
my
dad
I
wish
the
living
in
minneapolis
was
easier
done
than
said
.
000924
...
silentbob
but
forget
all
that
,
cuz
most
of
all
,
i
wish
that
molly
would
email
me
:)
000924
...
god
i
want
perception
of
all
time
and
space
i
want
burger
chef
to
reopen
i
want
a
cure
for
this
rash
thanx
,
hope
ya
can
help
011212
...
ClairE
More
wishes
?
Claire
sheepishly
asks
.
011212
...
paste!
hey
god
!
try
my
new
product
:
omniscient
burger
chef
II
ointment
.
apply
in
gallons.
011212
...
god
two
ducks
with
one
stone
!
011212
...
phil
even
if
I
could
have
anything
it
would
make
no
difference
because
it
would
just
take
away
from
something
else
1
.
I
want
a
perfect
body
2
.
I
want
a
perfect
soul
3
.
I
wish
I
was
special
031025
...
BnB
hmm
...
three
wishes
huh
?
1
)
I
wish
all
my
dreams
were
lucid
.
2
)
I
wish
I
could
live
the
rest
of
my
life
in
perfect
health
.
3
)
I
wish
I
could
live
forever
.
090313
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who
go
blather
from