fairygodsplinken
splinken to all blathers:

here is where i reveal my super-magical powers to all the little blatherskites.

three wishes per blatherskite.

go!
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klairchen 1. an infinite supply of socks

2. a parking spot closer to uni.

3. mittens!
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The Schleiffen Man 1)fist_kittens christmas special on CBS

2)36 hour days for my 12 hour naps

3)one continuous Pants_party
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Brad 1) eternal happiness
2) a job
3) to not be so damned myopic

hee hee
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splinken am concentrating my energy on granting the above wishes.

well, twenty-five percent. considering how badass my magical powers have been of late, you kids have nothing to worry about.

my hair is sticking straight up.
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silentbob I wish i had the ability to never hurt anyone and instead charm everyone

I wish i didn't have to work with my dad

I wish the living in minneapolis was easier done than said.
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silentbob but forget all that , cuz most of all, i wish that molly would email me :) 000924
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god i want perception of all time and space

i want burger chef to reopen

i want a cure for this rash

thanx, hope ya can help
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ClairE More wishes? Claire sheepishly asks. 011212
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paste! hey god! try my new product:

omniscient burger chef II ointment.

apply in gallons.
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god two ducks with one stone! 011212
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phil even if I could have anything
it would make no difference
because it would just take away
from something else

1. I want a perfect body
2. I want a perfect soul
3. I wish I was special
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BnB hmm... three wishes huh?

1) I wish all my dreams were lucid.
2) I wish I could live the rest of my life in perfect health.
3) I wish I could live forever.
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