blather_sainthood
oren What should the requirements be for blather sainthood? 051112
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Death of a Rose well, IMHO a blatherskite would have to perform three miracles.

1. Convince kx21 to stop doing what kx21 does.

2. Perform an online exorcism (this is more for my amusement).

3. Give newdream network with the funds necessary to keep blather going for another 50 years.

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051112
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kelc THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
i really don't know. Im just bored, hold the S because i am an aint?
im making a fool of myself.
But thats okay. Better than keeping silent at most time i assume.
The silence drives us crazy..
051112
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andru235 1. The candidate must possess an acute awareness of how delicious pecans can be.

2. The candidate must demonstrate themselves - for all interested parties - to be skilled at advanced cunningulus.

3. Does this shirt make me look dorky?

4. The candidate must have an interdimensional portal I can use real quick.
051113
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andru235 cunningulus = cunnilingus
(leave it to a gay guy to botch that one)*

*obviously #2 removes me from the competition.
051113
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(_) so you have an interdimensional portal, but no spell check? 051113
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IGG oh no andru235, #2 is perfectly attainable.

Why, I have at least 5 gay friends and at least one of them is proficient at said thing. (no spelling erors for me :P). Being gay does not make you exempt, merely clinical and possibly better*.



*Note - may not be better.

And anyway, in the wise words of Linda from Gimme Gimme Gimme......
"there's no such thing as gay, it's just laziness."

PS. No huffy gay tantrums, I have to deal with those in real life :P

PPS. They say the same thing about bisexuals so don't rant at me, lol.

PPPS. I'm in a really weird mood.
051113
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oren I'll_bet if we look hard_enough, we can find a_few blather_miracles among the 55000+ blathes floating_around in this deep_blather_blue collage. 051113
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andru235 hadeth i an interdimensional portal, ye'd not be-eth burdenethed byeth me-eth 051113
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(_) maybe you just choose not to use the portal, or the spell check . . . but the eth_fix? essential. 051113
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anne-girl don't you have to be dead to be a saint? 051113
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oren All things are possible at blather...

Wait...

That's zombo.com

Ahem.
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