i_just_had_the_worst_sex_of_my_life Ivory Man. Damn. Anticipation of great sex = HORRIBLE sex? I mean, all the other times with him was great, and this time was just...bad. Do you know how retarded you feel after a catastrophe like that? ( Especially when you see this person every day ) Damn. Yah. Just felt like posting that. Maybe in saying it, some of the awkwardness will wear itself off. Heh. 050425 ... sweet little nihilist princess If ever I had really, really REALLY bad sex and I got absolutely nothing out of it...like, it was more of an annoyance than anything resembling pleasure, then I think I would turn into this horrible tyrannical monster who would scream "YOU DO NOT LEAVE UNTIL YOU FUCKING GET ME OFF. EAT ME OUT OR I END YOUR LIFE." Yeah. I think all traces of my chocolates-and-roses romantic nature would just dissolve instantly. 050426 ... slipperyonetimelover i cant relate having bad sex, with me involved, is physically impossible 050426 ... peyton someone to bruise and leave behind 050518 ... stork daddy may i just say, and i know this may not be true for everyone - the worst sex of my life was still better than no sex. if you're having bad sex it's your duty as a lover to try to bring fun back into it. a good way to get a laugh is to start going wah wah wah...like the sad sitcom trumpet music when things are going badly. of course they might be insecure. at which point you can ask...do you mind if i close my eyes and imagine someone else? that should cheer them up. 050519 ... Ivory Ha. I just started laughing. I think it really pissed him off. Finally, I was just like, "Okay. Yah. This sucks. Stop." That -really- pissed him off. :-] Oh well. The world keeps turning. 050520 ... copyright 2012 City Paper Zeke's Coffee 110710 what's it to you? who go blather from