hey_remember_when
gay gizmo
you
lost
your
ID
and
a
week
letter
you
got
an
envelope
from
a
funerla
home
in
rhode
island
.
you
opened
and
your
ID
was
in
there
and
we
came
to
the
conclusion
it
happened
when
we
were
peeing
.
and
then
it
dawned
on
us
that
we
had
took
a
piss
in
a
funeral
home
lawn
?
i
asked
if
you
would
take
me
on
a
real
date
.
you
said
yes
and
we
kissed
?
well
,
I
believed
you
i
told
you
I
was
gay
on
the
way
to
the
mall
and
when
we
got
there
neither
of
us
wanted
to
go
in
because
our
eyes
were
red
from
crying
?
we
would
laugh
uncontrably
at
church
during
the
sermon
?
finally
one
of
us
would
have
to
leave
so
we
would
get
up
quitely
and
open
the
pew
door
and
it
would
creak
so
loudly
and
everyone
would
look
at
us
and
we
would
be
laughing
.
I
told
you
you
were
a
bad
mother
?
I'm
sorry
.
021119
...
Torch
when
nothing
got
me
down
021119
...
xxxxx
i
pissed
in
someone's
front
yard
after
i
got
kicked
out
of
a
bar
in
rhode
island
,
after
the
owner
had
given
me
free
drinks
?
021119
...
devalis
yes
,
i
remember
no
,
i
don't
want
to
just
leave
it
.
021120
...
p2
i
took
over
christmas
cuz
i
was
getting
bored
of
halloween
and
we
kidnapped
the
sandy
claws
and
i
got
shot
down
?
no
wait
,
that
wasn't
me
that
was
jack
skellington
nevermind
.
021121
...
p2
i
took
in
an
orphaned
girl
when
her
family
was
killed
by
corrupt
cops
,
trained
her
to
be
a
hitman,
and
then
got
myself
killed
saving
her
?
no
wait
,
that
wasn't
me
that
was
leon
nevermind
.
021121
...
p2
i
left
my
true
love
to
find
my
fortune
only
to
become
a
pirate
and
come
back
to
get
killed
and
become
"
mostly
dead
"
and
then
brought
back
to
life
to
save
her
from
the
evil
prince
?
no
wait
,
that
wasn't
me
that
was
westley
nevermind
.
021121
...
p2
you
told
me
i
was
watching
too
many
movies
?
you
may
have
been
right
.
021121
...
girlnamedlover
we
were
best
friends
?
021121
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from