christian_death_rock
reitoei
apparently
it
*
is
*
a
genre
but
i
would
really
appreciate
somebody
telling
me
what
the
hell
it
is
.
god
saves
you
?
020211
...
sabbie
my
cousin
once
tried
to
show
me
how
christian
death
rock
was
jsut
as
good
as
normal
death
rock
.
so
she
dragged
me
into
some
christian
store
and
asked
them
to
put
on
one
of
their
cds
and
as
the
roaring
and
noise
filled
the
little
cheerful
shop
and
the
other
customers
turned
with
looks
of
horror
my
cousin
turned
to
me
with
this
look
on
her
face
and
said
'
see
?'
and
i
thought
yes
,
christian
death
metal
is
jsut
the
same
as
other
death
metal
.
theyre
both
the
same
.
theyre
both
crap
.
and
i
dragged
her
out
to
the
icecream
shop
across
the
road
,
which
was
so
much
better
to
our
mental
and
physical
health
,
leaving
the
sunday
christian
shoppers
to
enjoy
what
they
could
out
of
the
roaring
,
grinding
noise
eminating
from
their
yellow
speakers.
020212
...
Teenage Jesus
I
once
knew
a
guy
(
dead
now
)
named
Christian
Poot
.
Really
.
I
think
I
am
remembering
correctly
that
he
was
a
geologist,
making
this
entry
entirely
apropriate.
020212
...
silentbob
in
my
opinion
,
the
teenage
jesus
is
much
funnier
than
the
actual
jeebus
020213
...
Teenage Jesus
gracias
.
I'm
not
feeling
funny
today
though
.
My
freaking
wife
pissed
me
off
last
night
.
I'm
considering
a
message
of
warning
to
all_the_young_dudes
about
marriage
.
Screw
that
.
I
AM
going
to
force
myself
to
return
to
being
the
happiest
mutherfucker
in
town
.
Where
are
my
goddamn
rose
-colored
glasses
...
020214
...
(channeling Gitane Demone)
Jesus
,
if
you
love
me
,
where's
the
sugar
?
060717
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
