calm_exterior sleepless I've been debating with myself About whether to develop A much less calm exterior. It has happened to me naturally After years of careful training But its becoming quite tiresome. I'm finding an increasing need To carry large coloured flags Wherever I go. Not only is this a little impractical, But it stifles the art of conversation. For instance: "How are you today?" "Look at my flag!" "It's red" "And what does red mean?" "Annoyed?" "Exactly!" "I'll leave you alone then . . ." "Yes please" "Bye then" "Bye. Don't hurry back" You see what I mean? It's not going to win friends Or influence people, is it? In future, I will be pale and interesting. Watch this space. 000823 ... birdmad to hide the fear inside 000823 ... sleepless You could well be right. Possibly to hide the fear outside, too. 000907 ... splinken one of the few true things an astrology book ever said about me: sun in taurus, aquarius rising--seems mellow enough on the surface, but bursting with nervous energy. ka-pow. 000907 ... ilovepatsajak i know i can act. you should see me lie. 011116 ... paste! but indoors, this here lampshade does nothing to shield the effects of that gruesome lightbulb. thus the world is wiser than most of a good dessert. 011117 ... pat sajak please, view my anus! 020405 ... sporkly licking his anus would ruin his calm_posterior 020922 ... sparkleee licking... viewing... it's all the same among gibbles, no? 020922 what's it to you? who go blather from