an_excelent_reason_to_drink sabbie "You're like me. I drink wine only because I like to recycle glass. It's a hobby of mine. Though it's only a hobby when I'm drunk." a fortune cookie in the beer a fortune in beer steer away from misfortune and drink a lot of... 031124 ... the bad side -someone broke your car window and your insurance will raise your premium if you tell them -your best friend flakes out on you. again. and this is your biggest pet peeve. (why is he such a good friend, again?) -your roommate uses all the curry, which you don't realize until it's time to add it to your aloo gobi. you run to the closest store, which is safeway [insert paragraph of hatred here] so next you go all the way down to whole foods [paragraph 2] 031124 ... bad turns good -your loud roommates wake you up, but you realize just in time that you need to move your car for street cleaning so you won't get a ticket. you get in the car just as the ticket guy is at the other end of the street. -you're late to school, and even later because of a massive pile up accident. if you had been earlier, you'd probably be in that accident. -a cute guy gives you his parking pass when you smile at him -you forget that you were supposed to give a presentation with your paper that's due. there isn't time to get to you though. 031124 ... x drowning the sorrows or celebrating the victories, whatever. it's all a good reason to me. 031124 ... smurfus rex ...when you fuck up a good thing. ...when you fuck up a sure thing. ...when you get another chance. 031124 ... Strideo cinco de mayo! yay! another excuse to drin- erm, reason to celebrate liberty and independance. ... 031125 ... bloody potato chip the fins are luminous 031231 ... minnesota_chris consciousness 040203 ... no reason numbness 040203 ... somebody her her her always fucking her!!!!! 040203 ... somebody her her her always fucking her!!!!! 040203 ... foyoy foyoy 110930 ... shpaaaaaaaaaaaa shpaaaaaaaaaaaa 141205 what's it to you? who go blather from