precarious stork daddy Yesterday my grandpa had a stroke of genius. He said, "I know your grandma is dead on when she does her impression of me, but just think about how long she had to live with me to get it right. You have to earn good impressions. Think about that next time you're laughing at her doing me." Two days later, he passed on going out with us to a comedy club, and we all knew why. We were just starting to understand life. They had figured it out and forgotten it. They were getting it on their own. My Grandma was laid to rest that night. And we never gotta see my grandpa impression again...not even by grandpa himself. 020513 ... silentbob that's really fucked up 020513 ... stork daddy i know...we loved that impression 020513 ... unhinged i could never walk the high beam my arms flapped like unstretched wings i always saw visions of my own skull cracked blood on the hardwood floors of the gym wider than my foot yet i couldn't walk it i always found the cement bumpers somewhat appealing only inches from the ground i couldn't balance and the fall felt so terminal i stood out in the rain i have left scars but never stains i always imagine it congealed on the cold white floor my feet slightly off center crumpled but somehow not standing unstretched complete 021109 ... unhinged i could tip either way these days smiling_while_frowning smiling_while_frowing 110422 ... unhinged frowning_while_smiling ? 110422 ... unhinged nevermind 110422 what's it to you? who go blather from