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stork daddy i'd like to help you with your claim, but it says here you were on a road. it clearly states in our insurance policy that we only cover streets.
oh..you were on 280 you say? well that is a freeway which we don't cover and not a highway which we do. Actually, although it isn't in our tv commercials, one of our slogans is if it's a freeway we don't pay. i hope i helped you out. oh...this will raise your premium by the way. i hope we can continue to protect you well in the future.
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