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User24
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hahaa! I laugh in the face of french spelling, grammar and indeed sense!
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031029
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User24
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eh, what? why didn't that work!
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031029
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-aise?
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u24
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now that's just weird.
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endless desire
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je suis bleu. my favourite thing to say in french.
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Doar
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je nais sa pas
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Mokita
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Pourquoi pas ?
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040304
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oldephebe
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Disparaissent la prise une merde dans votrie chapeau!
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040304
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oldephebe
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is what i'd like to say with the attendant flinging saliva to some of the arrogant and or supercilious american francophiles i encountered in college and afterwards...i'm like what's the deal..is that what you aspire to?..if you went to live there you'd be the object of derision..they hate us!..you'd be thumbing feverishly through your dictionary or palm pilots trying to keep up with the blistering trail of contemptuous profanities and disparagements..as the french who excel at contempt..directed your way...hmmm..should have just put all of this in french...
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jane
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i don't know...i kind of like vous_et_nul_autre
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oldephebe
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est ce que je voudrais dire avec la salive de vol à une partie de l'arrogant et ou les francophiles américains dédaigneux j'ont rencontré dans l'université... que je suis comme ce qui est le deal..is que ce que vous aspirez to?..if vous êtes allé vivre là vous seriez l'objet de la haine us!..you'd de derision..they maniiez maladroitement fiévreusement par votre dictionnaire ou des pilotes de paume essayant de suivre la traînée de formation de soufflures des blasphèmes méprisants et de disparagements..as les Français qui excellent à contempt..directed votre manière... hmmm..should ont juste mis toute la ceci en français...
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pipey
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and here i was feeling vaguely proud that i knew what this blathe title meant *chuckles*
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jane
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et ainsi vous...
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040305
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oE
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and thus you are...?
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040305
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oE
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what's the deal with aaalllll THAT? *apends sienfelds comedic gestures* OK so it's not funny....i'm a little askew this evening...
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jane
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i thought it was and so you did damn translator
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oE
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i think probably some idiomatic or colloquial disconnect or gap here that a true francophile or francophone would pick up...i can barely remember the stuff i learned in highschool and college... *shrugs enigmatically, you know the whole impassive face and adenoidal emoting..not in like an inflamed pharyngeal tonsil kind of way..but in that barely sheathed contempt for anything that happens to fall whithin the irascible and arrogant fracophones line of sight...*
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andru235
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a mon gran regret, je ne parle pas francais. i'm not even sure if that's correct anymore. it correct back in 5562 b.c., but no one was speaking french back then, and i ended up looking like a total moron anyway.
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051022
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epitome of incomprehensibility
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Vous etes des americains--j'ai rien contre les americains, mais je vit en Montreal et alors je sais parler francais! Vive la Quebec! (I'm not very good with the spelling, though)
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e_o_i
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Pas vraiment vraiment bilingue, hein?
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060519
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e_o_i will shut up now
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sigh... endless corrections... the people who have written on this page are NOT all Americans.
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anne-girl
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je ne parle pas francais
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e_o_i says hi to anne-girl
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Ouai, tu parles francais! Tu habite la belle province alors tu parles AUTOMATIQUEMENT le francais! (I insist)
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anne-girl
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non! je ne parle pas le francais du tout! Je ne sais aucun mot de cette langue! (qu'est-ce que c'est cette "belle province" de quelle tu parles? Je suis, euh, americain... ) is most definitely an anglo
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060521
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er..........
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je ne c'est un de l'brinboins
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060901
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Brinborions?
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No? Not one of the Brinboins?
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060901
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
from
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