post_a_secret_at_blather
secretconfessioner
in
the
toilets
at
work
,
i
set
a
trap
for
the
cleaners
to
see
how
good
they
are
.
i
wipe
snot
and
gently
dab
blood
on
the
wall
to
see
how
long
it
takes
to
not
be
there
anymore
.
they
have
yet
to
clean
any
of
it
off
.
050816
...
Jim E. Handtrucks
i
went
to
safeway
and
peeled
all
the
skins
off
the
grapes
,
and
i
replaced
them
with
kitty
cat
corneas.
that
way
,
you
can
watch
the
grapes
slide
into
my
belly
.
if
you're
a
cat
,
that
is
.
050816
...
pete
i
looked
forward
to
when
you
asked
me
to
tell
you
a
secret
050816
...
Strideo
I
once
threw
a
block
of
dry
ice
into
one
of
the
toilets
at
one
of
my
old
jobs
.
The
other
toilet
was
backed
up
.
So
then
,
in
the
men's
room
there
is
one
backed
up
toilet
and
one
with
mysterious
fog
floating
in
it
.
Soon
enough
this
guy
goes
into
the
bathroom
and
momentarily
comes
out
saying
"
I
can't
sit
on
that
,
I'll
freeze
my
balls
off
".
They
made
the
janitor
clean
it
up
.
He
used
a
big
rubber
glove
to
grab
the
block
of
dry
ice
.
...
050817
...
janitor
FUCK
YOU
ALL
050817
...
janitor
i
jerked
off
into
the
soap
dispensers
050817
...
Strideo
LOL
!
You
go
man
!
Don't
take
crap
from
us
punks
!
...
050817
...
ST
except
I'm
worried
about
those
soap
despensers . . .
...
050817
...
peyton
I
’ve
got
another
confession
my
friend
I
’m
no
fool
I
’m
getting
tired
of
starting
again
Somewhere
new
050817
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
