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in the toilets at work, i set a trap for the cleaners to see how good they are.
i wipe snot and gently dab blood on the wall to see how long it takes to not be there anymore.
they have yet to clean any of it off.
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Jim E. Handtrucks
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i went to safeway and peeled all the skins off the grapes, and i replaced them with kitty cat corneas.
that way, you can watch the grapes slide into my belly. if you're a cat, that is.
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pete
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i looked forward to when you asked me to tell you a secret
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Strideo
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I once threw a block of dry ice into one of the toilets at one of my old jobs. The other toilet was backed up. So then, in the men's room there is one backed up toilet and one with mysterious fog floating in it. Soon enough this guy goes into the bathroom and momentarily comes out saying "I can't sit on that, I'll freeze my balls off". They made the janitor clean it up. He used a big rubber glove to grab the block of dry ice.
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janitor
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FUCK YOU ALL
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janitor
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i jerked off into the soap dispensers
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Strideo
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LOL! You go man! Don't take crap from us punks!
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ST
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except I'm worried about those soap despensers . . .
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peyton
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I’ve got another confession my friend
I’m no fool
I’m getting tired of starting again
Somewhere new
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what's it to you?
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