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silentbob
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The last few weeks have seen many mergers and anticipating them could mean
excellent market gains. Just yesterday, American Airlines and TWA
announced
they will merge. Because you are an astute stock marketer, you are
receiving these likely mergers so you will know what to expect.
1. XEROX and WURLITZER
(They're going to make reproductive organs)
2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS
(The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild)
3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER
(The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker)
4. W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY
COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS
(The company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)
5. 3M and GOODYEAR
(MMM Good)
6. JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE
(Deere Abi)
7. HONEYWELL, IMASCO and HOME OIL
(Honey, I'm Home)
8. DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE and METAL MINING
(Mine All Mine)
9. 3M, JC PENNEY and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY
(3 Penney Opera)
10. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS
(Poupon Pants)
11. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN
(The new company will be called Knott Now)
12. ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO and DAKOTA MINING
(The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)
13. NETSCAPE and YAHOO
(Net n'Yahoo)
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