mammogram paste! better than a telegram, but not better than a mammograham cracker. 011215 ... niki sometimes my mom will hit me in my boobs and then run away giggling and yelling "mammogram!" 011216 ... pontifier Ah yes, the old hit and run medical evaluation. Mamms: just another reason I'm glad to not be female. 011216 ... SuicidalAngel your mom hits you?!? Sounds like what we used to do in 7th grade! I dont know why but we must have felt cool or something cuz we'd yell "oww that was my booob" Maybe it was just my school, but yeah.. 011216 ... niki yeah...it's not hard she thinks it is the funniest thing though 011216 ... SuicidalAngel Thatz cute though, I live with my grandma so her idea of humor is running into a Ritz cracker display with those electric chairs in the grocery store. 011216 ... niki that is hilarious!!! tell me she does it on purpose or then it is not so funny 011216 ... ever dumbening tits on ritz, mmmm good cracker 011216 ... oren I'm going to give my wife a running mammogram. I wonder if she'll kill me. 011216 ... niki i don't really think she will oren...better wear a cup around the house for the few days after just to be on the safe side 011217 ... the laughing ascetic left nipple. stop left areola. stop right nipple. stop right areola. stop 011217 ... Mahayana: Zakah: Sangha Jewels of Refuge "i dont want to do *that*" still resounds within any stylistic typings of that very "m" word "anyhow i wouldnt remember how i felt the next time around, so whats the use?" a few more *that* comments & years to accompany... "i wish i remembered how my breasts felt" she wept in my arms 011217 ... Daria Whatever, itz nothing more than a pervy old man who wants to sqish your boob. 020313 ... TalviFatin I don't think I have enough melon to get one. 080730 what's it to you? who go blather from