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getting_pulled_over_for_the_first_time
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firefly effect
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I had just gotten off of work (it was my last day to work before I leave for college) and when I got to my car, I found that my boyfriend filled it with flowers and pictures of us. So there I am, driving home with all that good stuff and a sappy George Strait song playing (not a good combo) and the next thing I know, I am an emotional wreck. And then came the flashing lights....Yeah, a nice little warning for failure to drive right of the center lane. I was so proud--I didn't shed a single tear in front of the officer at all...I just cried my ass off on the way home....but about what exactly?
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lost
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I remember the first time i got pulled over. I didnt even do anything wrong. honest. I live in a really small town. so i know all the cops (cuz my mom has called them to our house sooo many times). I was driving down the road and i see the lights so i pull over and it turns out he just pulled me over to see how i was doing. thats happened three times. I never actually have been pulled over for doing something wrong. I just havent gotten caught yet.
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yoink
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"police car, police car, police car!" "what?" "fuck me fuck me fuck me" "i thought the limit was 35" "i've never been here before"
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010813
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phil
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most of the time I'm getting pulled out.
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030709
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what's it to you?
who
go
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