five_minute_god
Twitch
Thats
what
I
am
.
The
life
of
the
party
for
five
minutes
...
I
barely
have
any
friends
...and
I
have
all
too
many
acquaintances
.)
050818
...
Doar
but
if
you
added
all
those
5
minutes
god
times
you'd
end
up
being
god
for
half
a
day
or
even
a
day
!
050818
...
se7en
it
must
be
nice
to
be
a
god
for
that
long
.....
i
envy
you
.
you
and
your
pretty
wife
!
050819
...
book of eris
short_term_personal_savior
050819
...
sab
when
im
past
rational
thought
050821
...
Twitch
im
now
startin
to
have
my
moments
in
chatrooms...(wait till
you
hear
this
)
..
....
.......
I
invite
myslef
to
commom chatrooms
and
sing
to
random
ppl
(
literally
..with
my
mic
.)
Quite
fun
for
a
while
)
050827
...
Twitch
Yesteday
I
had
the
pleasure
of
going
out
without
trying
to
be
a
five_minute_god (
usually
whenever
I
go
out
...
I
play
that
role
)
Instead
I
went
with
a
lady
and
all
I
had
to
do
was
be
with
her
.
It
was
nice
...She's
sweet
.
050829
...
flexible
...
more
than
just
90
minutes
...
oh
ye
of
the
purple
wristbands!
050829
...
egger
relaxes
the
hostess
headdress vicariously
through
twitch
050829
...
Twitch
Ive
found
that
whatever
I
do
...I;'m
still
playing
this
role
...
WHY
?
050920
...
Twitch
Wow
...it's
been
a
little
while
...and
I
haven't
gotten
that
much
better
.
At
least
I'm
not
expecting
make
friends
with
the
audience
anymore
...
I
can
now
define
friends
as
people
I
don't
have
to
entertain.
051002
...
Twitch
Had
another
moment
a
few
minutes
ago
.
Every
once
in
a
while
,
I
can
be
quite
fucking
charming
.
When
everyone's
watching
...
and
I
get
that_special_feeling,
I'm
extremely
entertaining
.
These
short
moments
aside
,
however
,
I'm
rather
lonely
.
I
guess
thats
just
the
price
I
pay
...
060112
...
sab
all
steaming
and
hot
straight
from
the
oven
tasty
with
gravy
or
chocolate
syrup
090311
...
grendel
from
the
god_collection
090312
...
fghio
fghio
101116
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