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Death of a Rose (disclaimer; this is not meant as a slam against people of asian origin. this is just something that came into my head at 3 o'clock in the morning and i had to write it down. feel free to contribute. Doar)

-no lucky numbers for you!
-magician will dissappear your genitals.
will take ace of spades from butt cheeks. many will cheer.
-you will have successful wife. she will leave you.
-health & happiness will be given to your lawyer.
-you are not paranoid.
-a basket of cheese awaits you.
-you will be blessed with many friends. they will leave you too; with wife.
-your backyard will become lush and vibrant before police make drug raid.
-a giant wombat named lenny loves you in secret.
-two trains, one leaves.......
-you are destined to lose your fridge.
-sometime in next month you will wake up.
-you have faithful dog. he will pee on your rug. runs away to ex-wife.
-you will buy guitar and write bad country songs.
-you will be restrained from entering public parks.
-ah heck, we give you lucky #'s back.
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smurfus rex At first, I thought this was going to be, like, fortune cookies from Death aka Grim Reaper, which made me think of one instantly:


"See you tomorrow".


I'd hate to find that after finishing my kung pao chicken.
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Death of a Rose hehe....i think death would deliver telegrams or send a door to door salesman around....

ding dong...oh excuse me maam, i represent Death....yes thee 'Death' and we were wondering whether you had prepared yourself for what will happen in your immediate future...you haven't?...well, we've got the deal for you.....
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