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sabbie bee boop boop bee be boop

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--hullo?
-- welcome to angry_angel_demon_ass_kickers, this is gabe, how may i help you?
-- hi gabe, this is sabbie. i was wondering if you could help me...
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fyn gula --absolutely. we're running our specialty discount on skanky fairies just in case you were interested.

now what were you thinking about?
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sabbie -- oh gabe, funnily enough, thats just what im looking for.

see, we have several plauges at the moment. the angels knick our personal stuff, clothes, lighters, sunnies, that kind of thing, and my company has this plauge of skanky fairies that knick things like lists of people we need to contact, pens, coats, sticky tape (they be very fond of gaffa) and all our officaly things.

we figure that they are trying to run their own version of our company up there, so they need our stuff. they'll knick my favorite tshirt and run around for weeks going "look! look! im sab! im sab!" and then give it back only to knick something else.

can you help me?
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fyn gula --sure. we'll have to set some traps initially, so if you see glasses of red wine set about in various strategic places, don't go sipping on them. that would be bait. 020417
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sabbie oh....

um...

if only i had read that last night. i came in at 2am with becclebee and found a few of those scattered around. we thought that the the_red_wine_faeries_visited_us again. we accepted the gift in good faith and now... well, um, im not sure how many you are going to catch using red_wine_dregs.

umm, do you think we can organise anohter round?
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fyngula naughty girls... but seeing that red wine is always available in copious amounts, another round is coming up.

this time: a tasty bordeaux.
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