why_the_hell_not
claudia
boys
don't
listen
.
i
want
you
.
i'm
crazy
about
you
.
you're
all
i've
thought
about
for
half
a
year
(
even
though
it
seems
like
my
whole
life
).
i
tell
you
you're
perfect
and
you
deny
it
and
i
say
you're
perfect
for
me
and
you
run
.
it
takes
me
months
to
muster
up
the
nerve
to
say
something
but
i
finally
have
your
attention
and
respect
,
so
it
takes
minutes
for
you
to
skew
my
words
around
and
minutes
for
me
to
screw
it
up
.
so
you
say
"
i'm
lonely
"
and
i
say
"
what
about
me
?"
and
you
say
"
what
about
you
"
and
i
say
"
you're
lonely
.
and
i'm
here
,
quite
literally
asking
for
you
.
but
all
you
do
is
ignore
the
question
.
so
here
it
is
.
what
about
me
?"
and
so
you
say
"
no
"
so
i
say
"
why
the
hell
not
?"
but
you
respond
"
i
don't
see
anything
happening
between
us
.
i
see
you
qualities
as
a
stong
friend
more
than
anything
else
"
did
i
mention
boys
are
liars
?
010719
...
birdmad
the
view
is
the
same
from
the
other
side
of
the
fence
,
only
the
roles
are
reversed
010719
...
yummychuckle
'
girls
can't
dye
their
hair
weird
colours
!!!!'
said
my
mom
'
boys
do
that
!
Justin
and
Isaac
did
that
,
but
not
you
!
why
do
you
want
to
stand
out
!?
Girls
don't
do
that
.'
why
the
hell
not
?
they
do
too
.
I'm
a
girl
.
010719
...
Aimee
Why
the
hell
can't
I
have
a
little
fucking
freedom
?
Is
it
just
me
,
or
do
mothers
get
more
and
more
neurotic
as
college
approaches?
Christ
...
a
little
fucking
freedom
would
be
nice
!!!
Why
the
hell
can't
I
go
see
my
friends
!??!!? "
because
you've
got
to
clean
the
bathroom
"
fuck
you
mom
010720
...
CheapVodka
Go
on
,
take
the
plunge
.
Just
think
of
the
consequences
later
.
It's
always
better
to
beg
for
forgiveness
than
to
ask
for
permission
.
Well
,
that's
what
my
Dad
always
said
..
He
raised
me
right
!
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what's it to you?
who
go
blather
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