we_love_george_bush Controversy? Is what a dumbass would say. 040903 ... anonymous What_if_the_anonymous_CIA_is_right 040903 ... The tone of Imperial Hubris Bush told he is playing into Bin Laden's hands Al-Qaida may 'reward' American president with strike aimed at keeping him in office, senior intelligence man says 040623 040903 ... stork daddy Cheney told to tone down convention speech before going on. Apparently the reliable inside sources in my imagination have told me that before going on Cheney was advised to remove a controversial joke in his speech. The joke in question was directed at liberals, in the form of advice for what liberals can do in the face of such widespread and popular support for the Republican core values. My inside sources tell me - "relax your jaw baby" was Cheney's controversial advice. 040903 ... stork daddy would you rather have the merits of the purple heart you were awarded be arguable.... or have the merits of a D.U.I you were awarded not be arguable. 040903 ... stork daddy bush vs. ted kennedy So Bush has repeatedly said or implied that he is annointed by God to be president, and so knows what's really right in the face of the most contrary facts. Senator Ted Kennedy heard about this and said....so what...when I get drunk off of cheap beer God is always annointing me things. At which point Senator Kennedy turned around to see God annointing him to be head party animal for the hot tub at the Ramada Inn in which he was staying. "Hold this" Senator Kennedy was heard to say as he handed God his Steel Reserve High Gravity and proceeded to urinate on God while God repeatedly complained "not on the white robes...". In fairness to Bush, only the most serious and disturbing part of that is true, and he also no longer drinks anything but O Doul's "non-alcoholic" beer. What he doesn't tell you is that he drinks 102 of them at every sitting. Those .01 percents add up. 040903 ... An "amazing" newslink what_'strikes'_a_journalist_as_strange_is__... 040903 what's it to you? who go blather from