the_nice_guy
.
maybe
you
know
him
he
tends
to
hang
out
with
girls
a
lot
and
falls
in
love
with
pretty
girls
all
the
time
and
they
abuse
him
terribly
,
he's
the
scapegoat
for
everything
and
he
jokes
that
everything's
his
fault
,
that
he
has
bruises
from
girls
randomly
hitting
him
and
he's
a
really
nice
guy
he's
continually
unrequited
he's
cute
, y'know
050713
...
Lemon_Soda
Hmmm
.
used
to
be
me
.
Not
anymore
.
050714
...
andru235
cliche
:
nice
guys
finish
last
.
usual
interpretation
:
he's
the
loser
.
alternate
interpretation
#
1
:
nice
guys
endure
the
longest,
coming
to
an
end
long
after
the
others
have
concluded
and
vanished
alternate
interpretation
#
2
:
if
you
want
to
please
her
/him,
get
her
/him
off
first
050714
...
whitechocolatewalrus
people
are
full
of
shit
.
people
who
are
not
nice
suck
.
050714
...
walrie
there
is
a
difference
between
nice
and
boring
.
there
is
a
difference
between
not
nice
and
teasing.
050714
...
minnesota_chris
I
walk
those
lines
.
050715
...
her royal highness the quirk
i'd
like
one
please
.
and
i'd
like
him
to
remain
a
nice
guy
and
not
magically
turn
into
a
douchebag
.
is
that
too
much
to
ask
?
apparently
it
is
.
050716
...
methinx
A
wonderful
shield
to
hide
behind
.
050717
...
estranged
my
experience
is
that
girls
don’t
really
like
nice
guys
.
it
’s
a
funny
paradox
if
anything
,
they
keep
asking
for
one
but
once
they
find
one
they
bail
out
.
masochism
comes
into
mind
.
050718
...
walrie
no
one
is
nice
everyone
is
mean
what's
the
theory
now
?
050925
...
sirflaccid
Let's
not
be
nice
.
Let's
not
be
the
asshole
.
Let's
just
be
and
see
what
happens
.
050926
...
pete
good
things
happen
when
i
just
am
.
050926
...
pete
(
and
when
i
merely
am
,
both
the
ass
and
the
nice
guy
come
out
to
play
,
but
mostly
the
nerd
)
050927
...
"The" Man
Rumor
has
it
he's
really
from
Marseille!
080710
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from