sofa_king
mikey
its
sofa
king
cold
in
my
room
.
im
sofa
king
horny
.
im
sofa
king
hungry
as
hell
to
damnit
.
010311
...
mikey
one
might
be
so
inclined
as
to
say
im
also
sofa
king
stupid
.
010311
...
johnny west
Don't
be
so
hard
on
yourself
!
A
sofa
is
merely
an
extension
of
an
electrical
toothbrush
.
Allow
me
to
demonstrate:
Procrastination
[
walking
up
the
hill
in
red
jogging
pants
]
meets
up
with
Yellow
Underpants
[
enjoying
a
seafood
dinner
inside
of
an
abandoned
lighthouse
].
They
talk
a
little
.
----"
What's
up
with
yer
ribbons?"
asks
Yellow
Underpants
.
----
Procrastination
pauses
for
a
moment
.
Then
she
responds: "
I
was
thinkin'
of
you
and
her
and
...well...
I
wanted
to
look
pretty
.
For
you
."
----
Yellow
Underpants'
mouth
flies
open
.
Nothing
comes
out
of
it
.
----"
Dammit
!
Now
I
went
and
said
something
stupid
!"
cries
Procastination.
Her
eyes
fill
up
with
tears
.
She
covers
her
face
with
her
arms
.
----"
Nothin'
wrong
with
that
,"
says
Yellow
Underpants
,
moving
Procastination's
arms
away
from
her
face
. "
Think
of
it
as
growth
."
----
Procrastination
looks
up
at
him
through
dripping
mascara
eyes
. "
What
the
hell
d'you
mean
?"
she
whimpers. "D'you
mean
to
tell
me
I
haven't
done
something
wrong
?"
----"
No
need
to
try
and
differentiate b'tween
what's
wrong
or
what
ain't
,"
says
Yellow
Underpants
,
kissing
Procrastination
on
the
forehead
. "
We
just
melt
as
we
go
along
."
---
Needless
to
say
Procrastination
has
grown
,
although
I'd
be
hard
-pressed
to
pin
down
just
what
kind
of
growth
she's
experiencing.
Thus
ends
the
first
segment
of
my
explanation
.
Whatever
I
was
trying
to
explain
.
And
now
some
music
.
("
What
Goes
On
"
by
The
Velvet
Underground
plays
gently
on
an
imaginary
CD
player
)
010311
...
mikey
anyone
ever
heard
this
joke
commercial
on
the
radio
?
its
funny
as
hell
.
search
for
"
sofa
king
"
as
the
title
on
napster
(
while
its
still
there
)
010311
...
billy witch doctor dot com
we
todd
ed
060609
what's it to you?
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go
blather
from
