i_saved_their_lives
Norm
I've
saved
my
share
of
lives
in
my
life
.
I
guess
the
first
person
I
ever
saved
was
my
little
brother
,
I
was
about
5
and
he
would
have
been
3
and
he
was
in
his
room
in
the
top
floor
of
the
house
and
he
was
knocking
on
a
screen
in
a
window
.
It
scared
me
pretty
bad
but
I
yelled
for
my
mom
and
she
got
him
just
as
the
screen
fell
out
.
Another
time
with
my
brother
I
would
have
been
about
10
and
he
would
have
been
8
or
so
.
We
were
at
the
ocean
,
it
was
a
rocky
place
with
lost
of
big
waves
and
a
place
were
the
water
had
dug
away
the
face
of
the
cliff
to
make
a
cave
.
My
brother
went
in
the
water
and
into
the
cave
and
he
didn't
come
out
for
a
while
so
I
went
to
get
him
and
he
was
stuck
up
on
a
rock
and
he
wouldn't
get
into
the
water
and
the
tide
was
coming
up
.
I've
saved
many
many
people
from
the
death
by
alcohol
poisoning.
My
drinking
buddies
,
I've
save
all
of
them
at
least
3
times
each
.
I've
saved
2
or
3
girls
at
parties
from
quite
a
disaster
,
but
for
some
reason
the
fact
that
it
even
happened
to
them
in
first
place
is
always
blamed
on
me
.
I
was
walking
down
the
street
down
town
and
this
lady
was
being
mugged
once
.
The
dude
who
was
mugging
just
started
flipping
out
on
the
poor
woman
.
It's
shit
like
that
that
really
gets
me
going
.
He
saw
me
and
made
a
run
for
it
I
chased
him
down
and
jumped
him
and
beat
his
ass
I_almost_killed
the
fucker
.
He
begged
for
his
life
and
I
stopped
.
011212
...
niki
norm
...you
are
so
manly
wanna
get
married
?
011212
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from