caveat_emptor
dafremen
..
let
the
buyer
beware
!
It's
almost
certain
that
this
phrase
was
invented
by
some
shady merchant
back
in
the
day
in
order
to
alleviate
his
conscience
and
make
him
sound
wise
..instead
of
like
the
dirtbag
he
almost
certainly
was
.
It
was
as
if
he
was
saying
:
"
Hey
,
if
you
get
screwed
over
by
me
..it's
not
because
I'm
a
shitbag.
It's
because
you
weren't
careful
enough
."
No
.
It's
because
he
was
a
shitbag.
Think
about
it
.
Someone
sells
you
a
piece
of
shit
.
Or
a
crappy
idea
.
Or
some
overpriced
service
.
And
they
know
it's
overpriced,
or
crappy
..or
a
piece
of
shit
.
That's
evidenced
by
the
fine
print
..at
the
bottom
of
the
ad.
The
fine
print
that
flashes
for
10
seconds
4
times
during
a
30
minute
infomercial
.
That's
how
you
know
they
know
that
what
they
are
doing
is
shady.
That's
how
you
know
there
are
loopholes
,
exceptions
,
a
catch
involved
and
strings
attached
:
because
the
print
is
so
small
.
And
when
the
phone
bill
advertised
at
$49.99
a
month
turns
out
to
cost
you
$250,
or
the
interest
rate
on
your
credit
card
advertised
at
9
%
goes
to
25
%
after
one
late
payment
..you'll
feel
lied
to
. (
And
they'll
point
to
the
fine
print
.)
Because
that's
what
marketing
people
do
.
They
lie
through
omission, misdirection
and
shady
tricks
like
fine
print
and
legalese
that
few
buyers
can
understand
. (
It
"
ups
"
their
sales
..)
That's
how
shady shitbags
make
themselves
seem
like
honest
business
people
.
And
how
screwed
consumers
are
made
to
feel
like
they're
stupid
..when
they
were
simply
..trusting.
And
so
our
trust
in
each
other
dies
.
And
our
commitment
to
our
society
dies
with
each
successful
defense
of
its
con
men
.
And
our
ability
to
live
outside
of
worry
, suspicion
and
cynicism
dies
.
Thanks
Caveat
Emptor!
From
the
finger
tips
of
one
who
sees
through
this
transparent
charade
to
the
inevitable
and
INSIDIOUS
harm
it
is
doing
to
us
and
our
humanity
:
When
you
got
screwed
over
..you
weren't
stupid
.
They
were
just
being
a
shady shitbag.
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