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sat_practice
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paste!
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air freshener
is to
velvet cheeseburger
as
freebasing mermaid
is to...
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010721
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baby satan
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overweight, sexist fisherman.
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010721
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paste!
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dog fart salad
is to
grape jelly
as
asshole mascara
is to...
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010721
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baby satan
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nipple concealer
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010721
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paste!
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kung-moo
is to
karate cow
as
SRTLJIKLKOPADDO-SLAP-EWWQ-BAAAA
is to...
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010721
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Sol
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samorai sheep
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010722
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baby satan
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would have gone with tai chi, myself.
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010722
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mr bad advice
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eggnog_enema is to egg_nog_enema
as foil is to_____
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010722
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baby satan
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tinsel.
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010722
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paste!
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the_urban_pirate_reversal
is to
lemon pepper
as
"a simple way to set your face to the ten-day interval of waterfalls"
is to...
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010722
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baby satan
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deep fried chunks of pepper swimming in a pool of melting feta cheese.
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010722
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baby satan
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or maybe charcoal.
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010722
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paste!
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the refried puppeteer
is to
chiclets
as
vanderfookin
is to...
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010722
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baby satan
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mentos.
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010722
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nocturnal
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alright, people. you're not supposed to practice for that stupid test! all you can do is brush up on your test-taking skills. if you can't make analogies, you're fucked. if you can't do basic math, you're fucked. if you're a fucking idiot, guess what? you're fucked. anyway, my point is, if you're a somewhat intelligent person, you'll ace it. don't stress. the people I know who stressed and studied and worried about filling in the right bubbles were the ones who did poorly on it. I realise this is more of a fucked up analogy page than one about people worrying about the s.a.t.'s, but I just thought I'd add my two soon to be useless pennies in.
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010722
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baby satan
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pennies...take away some letters and you got...ha! dirty. dirty, dirty. flirty skirty. and the...wha? yeah.
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010722
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bloody potato chip
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urine good health
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010722
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baby satan
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i like: you're a nation. i was quite proud of that one when i puked it up.
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010722
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paste!
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practice makes perfect
is to
pine sol dentalwork
as
this is not for a test
is to...
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010722
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baby satan
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arm & hammer liposuction.
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010722
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Sol
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mm? did someone call my name?
no, oh well, ill be off then
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010723
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kingsuperspecial
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recalled truck tires
are to
nymphomaniacs
what
pickle smoocher barn dance
is to ...
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010723
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baby satan
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sociopathic garbagemen.
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010808
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paste!
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uncircumsized wheat bread
is to
Flash Gordon's investment banker
as
post-song guitar dip
is to
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010808
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baby satan
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johnny cochran's all-male team of scooter-racers.
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010809
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paste!
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meow
is to "delvis jostles the magnet"
as
laughing a warm reality
is to...
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011104
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baby satan
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"elvis molests the ceiling fan"
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011110
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phil
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Paste! is to Mary-Kate&Ashley
as Roseanne is to...
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020219
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ever dumbening
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Cahuilla potsherd sale at Sears
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020219
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ever dumbening
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injection molded stock analyst
is to
cable car agamemnon
as
unwaxed dental floss
is to
...
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020520
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paste!
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Mr. Rhodes' unclaimed aloe vera snifters
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020521
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paste!
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track star gazebo runneth
is to
DNA
as
"lo beh-square koala faction, lo"
is to...
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020726
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juicy?
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..flamboyant wholesale doilies
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020726
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phil
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today
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020729
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bricabrac shithouse
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fuck_church_i'm_going_to_you
is to
i'll_fucking_fly_if_i_have_to
as
fuck_me_church_is_going_to_you
is to...
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020830
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~gez~
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cant practise standing up
well not what i practise anyway
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020831
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hee hee ha
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ha!
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040409
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misstree
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saturday swordfighting
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040409
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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