drugs_are_for_chickens
Sol bwark buckark boc boc bukaaark,
this is the chicken liberation front, we demand equal rights to the use of illegal substances, although we can not use them alone (damn our lack of opposable thumbs, or fingers in general) bring on the eggsatcy, chickane and henoin. weed would be nice tooooooo buk buk boc bukaark
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ever dumbening CRACK-A-DOODLE-DOO 011119
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oon a large dose of LSD in the feed

give fried_chicken a whole new meaning
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Casey What about meth, the chickens can see wolves in the trees and smell like cat urine. 011119
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god i keep my chickens on valium and whiskey. they usually only twitch 011212
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Teenage Jesus I'm tired dad. Can you sing me a song? 011212
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god ahemmmm!

...tall and tender, young and lovely, the girl from ipanema goes walking and when she passes, each one she passes goes "ahhhh"
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ClairE Cover me in whipped cream and call me "turkey". 011212
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cube i'd be willing to bet that pound for pound (kilo for kilo) chickens are fed more drugs in their life time than any self-respecting hypochondriac.

is 'self-respecting hypocondriac' an oxymoron?...
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Teenage Jesus Thanx dad; that's just the one I wanted to hear. Are there any Tyson Codiene-Crusted Chicken Tenders left in the freezer? 011213
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god yeh, son. just look behind the spamcicles 011213
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Teenage Jesus Oh! Got `em.

Did I mention I want new clubs for Xmas?
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god swell. did you kiss yor momma g'nite? 011214
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Teenage Jesus I did. She was in with Dave_Christ. He's having another "scared of the dark" episode, evidently.

I heard an ugly rumor Papa. Say it ain't so...
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god just another vacation. no destination yet, though. 011215
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