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Effingham Fish
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You looked right at me. I assume you were cognisant of the great 2,000+ pound metal behemoth I was encased in as well, hurtling towards your position at speeds far surpassing those proven terminal to your kind. And yet, you felt compelled to dash out across the road when a split second of patience could have afforded you an infinitely safer journey. You are quite fortunate, indeed, to have chanced this with someone with both more concern for your well-being than most and sufficiently maintained brakes. Stupid cat.
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silentbob
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if its small i will eat it.
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Sonya
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heheh, feline logic? These 2 words do not mix! Think Chesire. Think Sylvester. Hell, think Felix. His marbles were always a little off. Felines have no logic. It's the main reason they cling to your leg and then growl at you when you want to pet them. It's one of the reasons why they hang onto ceilings for more than 5 minutes. Oh and Bobby many felines cause major indigestion....they don't say they have 9 lives for nothing.
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go toot
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ooh! a bug! ima torture it... and the eat it!!!!!
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Casey
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Let's just lie around all day and be fat and then only be cute and cuddely when we want food or attention
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tonya
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i_am_god's_cat
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Grievance
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is very economical. And doesn't include basking in our own delvings, only the sunlight. Sometimes, I wish I was a cat, especially one with extended patience when it comes to cars.
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ClairE
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is something we mere_mortals will never understand.
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thespacebetween
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so simple just do absolutely nothing and your owner will feed you from a crystal dish
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031130
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what's it to you?
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