feline_logic
Effingham Fish You looked right at me. I assume you were cognisant of the great 2,000+ pound metal behemoth I was encased in as well, hurtling towards your position at speeds far surpassing those proven terminal to your kind. And yet, you felt compelled to dash out across the road when a split second of patience could have afforded you an infinitely safer journey. You are quite fortunate, indeed, to have chanced this with someone with both more concern for your well-being than most and sufficiently maintained brakes.

Stupid cat.
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silentbob if its small i will eat it. 011118
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Sonya heheh, feline logic? These 2 words do not mix!

Think Chesire.

Think Sylvester.

Hell, think Felix. His marbles were always a little off. Felines have no logic. It's the main reason they cling to your leg and then growl at you when you want to pet them. It's one of the reasons why they hang onto ceilings for more than 5 minutes.

Oh and Bobby many felines cause major indigestion....they don't say they have 9 lives for nothing.
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go toot ooh! a bug! ima torture it... and the eat it!!!!! 011119
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Casey Let's just lie around all day and be fat and then only be cute and cuddely when we want food or attention 011119
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tonya i_am_god's_cat 011121
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Grievance is very economical. And doesn't include basking in our own delvings, only the sunlight.

Sometimes, I wish I was a cat, especially one with extended patience when it comes to cars.
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ClairE is something we mere_mortals will never understand. 011130
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thespacebetween so simple
just
do
absolutely
nothing
and
your
owner
will
feed
you
from
a
crystal
dish
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what's it to you?
who go
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