carne_de_metal_meets_mateo
Mateo And thus the legend begins 020213
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carne de metal it all started 2 years ago on thanksgiving. 020213
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Mateo Carne de metal was a comunist 020213
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carne de metal Mateo was lying in the green pastures of harvard university. 020213
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Mateo CDM has just killed a pony by kicking it in the head......



barefoot. 		020214
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carne de metal CDM only acts in self deffence. And in deffence of the weak.
CDM had been named sherriff of his town. 		020215
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Mateo They gave him a gold plated star-pin which he shows off to the girls in the saloon. 020215
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carne de metal things were good for CDM, peacefull and quiet. The bandits stayed out of town, and stages always arrived to safe port.
Until one day, a badass renegade named Mateo arrived in town. He walked into the saloon, where CDM was enjoying his sasparilla, and people say the following dialogue was heard: 		020216
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Mateo CDM this town is not big enough for both of us. Actually it is, but its a figure of speech. 020216
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carne de metal Darn right its not, and if you know what's best, you'll get yourself and your gang out of this time faster than a black steer's tucas on the prairies.
With this, CDM drew his Colt and shot a bullet right through Mateo's hat.
Silence crept up the saloon's walls... 		020216
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Mateo "You win this time, but its not over till the fat bitch sings." And he went for his hat. 020217
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jackie "tortillas de maiz" mc cracken from the safety of the plains, the llama watched intently 020217
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Mateo So, momentarily joining forces, CDM and Mateo killed it and had a BBQ. 020218
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carne de metal After that, they became time-travelling-riding-partners, doing good and evil where necessary. 020218
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Mateo They were once, this must be said for historical reference, its not gossip, in an orgy with Cleopatra and julio Cesar. 020218
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carne de metal In the era of telecomunications, Carne would often call mateo back on the phone, but it was pointles, for mateo was using it on pointless blathers.
On the other side, sources say that they may have introduced gunpowder to the chinese, when these were not chinese yet. 		020218
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el chorizon it is rumored that Jesus himself saw both of their faces in his unleavened bread and that this was how he arrived at his decision to embark on a career as a prophet 020219
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Mateo In fact, Mateo, as a favour to him wrote one of the books in the bible. 020219
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