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The awesome things about the way I am is that I don't need no grammar because I'm embarrassed to tell you that I never really learned grammar properly the first time. I had chicken pox or something. Like how I mysteriously don't understand roman numerals. We were probably in Florida, Christmas away from Dad's folks, which I only know because I'm all growed up and Mom can tell me why things were the way they were. My dad never had dinner with us, it was about his childhood, it was better this way, he was abused, you know. But I'm awesome because even though we will statistically be from the same socioeconomic status, it's like, you know, we like, you know, GET eachother and it's so different and like, you know, stuff. I broke out of it, man! I'm awesome, like I like quirky girl shit. Octopus necklaces? yeah. I'm awesome because I tried to memorize the nations of the world back when they had a song to help you from Animaniacs, and you'd laugh if you were my age because man, wasn't that cartoon just awesome? Not like that crap on TV now. But the nations are different now and it isn't a cute trick. I thought, to be awesome, I should probably learn to unicycle or some shit. But I didn't, and then a year later I was like, Oh Jamie, why would you bother? And I was all like... "I wouldn't". Which is why I still don't know how to unicycle. but I'm awesome because well I don't know anymore fuckyouwhatareyoulookingat?
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