aardvark
Divine Madnesss
The
aardvark . . .
who
knows
?
Is
it
really
,
truly
,
the
first
animal
on
the
list
when
all
animals
are
listed
by
vernacular
name
in
alphabetical
order
?
I
wake
up
wondering
every
day
,
and
my
psychologist
says
that
it's
because
I
need
a
new
prescription.
000105
...
Bell R
Possibly
if
only
mammals
are
included.
certainly
it
is
possible
that
there
is
a
sub
species
of
living
organism
that
exists
and
has
been
name
for
the
sole
purpose
of
dethroning
the
mighty
aardvark
from
its
lofty haven
as
the
first
animal
.
010116
...
chanaka
i
wonder
what
it
would
be
like
to
kiss
an
aardvark.
they
have
long
tongues
.
hmmmm
.......i
wonder
if
i
know
anyone
who
has
a
tongue
that
long
.
010117
...
animal
it
starts
with
an
A
,
it
ends
with
a
K
it's
an
A
-A-R-D-V-A-R-K
UH
-uh
010117
...
owko
hehe
my
first
random
word
and
i
get
aardvark.
not
much
to
say
except
hello
trish
:)
not
that
she'll
ever
read
this
.
010510
...
Miner
Just
in
case
she
does
though
owko
I
think
I
will
add
HHHHHOooooooooooooollllllaaaaaaaaa BBBBUuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ok
entirely
not
at
all
in
any
possible
way
connected
to
the
word
aardvark
without
knowing
Trish
and
various
pet
names
for
her
(
no
pun
intended
...
although
it
could
of
been
worse
)
As
for
aardvarks,
I
was
actually
unlucky
enough
to
be
killed
by
one
while
talking
to
owko
one
lunchtime
...
how
sad
.
010511
...
aaaaardy
Some
words
just
stand
alone
.
011209
...
Toxic_Kisses
Mmmm
I
wish
I
knew
some
one
who
had
an
Aardvark
tongue
. (
Like
for
instance
my
guy
)
Anyhow
why
IZ
aardvark
spelt
w
/
two
A's @
the
beginning
?? Wouldn’t
one
do
just
as
well
?
011223
...
cel
AARDVARKS
OF
THE
WORLD
UNITE
!!!
040710
...
redwilly
The
aardvark.
Is
it
Afrikaans?
040918
...
DannyH
There's
a
small
Bolivian
rat
/monkey
known
as
the
aambis
whose
plumage
is
such
a
deep
shade
of
blue
it
can
shatter
treacle
.
I
believe
the
aambis
lays
claim
to
being
the
first
animal
in
the
dictionary
,
unless
anyone
else
knows
better
...
050529
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from