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don't ponder the whereabouts of freznick_morrow, our heavy booted savior. don't look for him in the 7-11 or in line at Starbucks or at the tractor pull. spare your tears; his mighty words and fists of lead have not forsaken us. he's on a hiatus, a sojourn of justice, and he'll be right back. he's just gone down the road a piece to the rusty mare to whip clyde jenkin's ass once more time, for good measure. that asshole clyde never could keep his mouth shut.
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last week, right before the beer derby, that motherfucker burst through my goddamn door, waving his flag around, cursing obscenities, so what did i do? well i'll tell you what i did. i took off my panties and ate them, right in front of his fuckin' face.
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mr.bunnyrabbit
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tonya says I_am_not_god's_talking_halibut
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I had a scone and latte break with feznick just yesterday. He wanted me to drive a truck for him, he needed me to park it in front of the CIA headquarters. There was an electricity in the air as I declined, brushing scone crumbs from my fantastic green shirt. I'm not as big a sucker as you'd think. Freznick just chuckled, wrote something down in a small black notebook, and said he would contact me in due time. With that, he hopped on a passing bus, and was gone.
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... adam lesbian is a word that always stumps me, because for some reason it has middle-eastern connotations for me, it's like someone says, "hi, im a lesbian" and i start smelling incense and seeing turbans and camels or something, i know i'm weird, i know i'm stupid, please just ignore me. 010517 ...
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what's it to you?
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